Holy Week

Many of our members are out of town for spring break or other reasons, so we have limited our schedule of Holy Week Services.

On Good Friday, we will worship at 7 p.m.

Easter Sunday worship will begin at 10:30 a.m. Everyone is welcome to join us in celebrating the Resurrection. We will have Communion, Easter eggs for children, and coffee and refreshments afterward.

Future plans include an adult study group to start shortly after Easter, and a fund-raising soup supper on Friday, April 23, for Marilyn and Gerry Griebel's upcoming medical mission to Kenya. Keep checking back for more information.

If you're caught sleeping ...

This e-mail has been going around my office, and I thought it was worth passing on, especially during Lent.

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY

IF YOU'RE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

Number 5: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

Number 4: "This is one of those 15-minute power naps we learned about at the time-management seminary you sent me to."

Number 3: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out! You probably got here just in time!"

Number 2: "Did you ever notice the sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the Number 1 best thing to say, as you raise your head slowly: "... In Jesus' name, Amen."

As I can't endorse lying, I recommend that you actually do the praying!